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bukicka:

I fell in love with everything about you but your body kept getting in the way.

Trueeeeee

lidiaeyob:

“Exotic”

Back again.

As I type these words, I wonder how many people will even read this?

Oh well, I do this more for my sanity than anything else. It seems the more I write, the better I feel.

It’s the only way I can keep calm through the heavy rain and thunder.

I know I look different,…

Love this :)

rockybreaux:

masterr0shi:

me and my niggas

getting’ jiggy wit it.

Rofl

hilariousslut:

aliveforalittlewhile:

warcrimenancydrew:

historywhore:

warcrimenancydrew:

do you guys remember that one post about how men feel entitled to take up so much space and women have to deal with a lot less?

This is actually a documented thing. You always see men on the subway or tube or whatever using both armrests while women sit with their arms hunched together into their laps. That’s why I always make a point to take up at least one if not both armrests of the tube so men can be uncomfortable for once.

^ again, for all the people telling me posting this picture is complaining too much.

In my college classes (and high school too) guys were always stretching, sticking fists and elbows in my face, leaning their heads back over my desk, over my work, spreading their legs out, kicking my bag with their dirty shoes. And let’s not pretend they were in other guys’ space as much as they were in women’s.

It’s so true, this happens to me every day on the train. Same with the walking thing, women will weave out of the way whereas men just walk straight and plow down anything in their path. I always end up playing chicken with men on the sidewalk now, because I refuse to move out of their way.

This is bull shit the reason we take up space while sitting down is that we have testicles. And on the other part of playing chicken while walking is also hype I move out of the way for females as well so I don’t know what you’re talking about and you’re full of it

soredemonao:

If I were actually as naive as
you’ve always believed.

I would be walking around
with your name on my arm.
a bleeding heartbeat crossed
in drumsticks

like crossed bones
for strumpets in vintage fire.
This nightmare would have
been signed in your blood.

Instead of Byron’s.
He has saved me
from…

If only I was afraid of heights

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I het you didn’t know that just #dropped some #knewloage on yo ass